I'm a sexy unicorn!!!

My little sister Livi sitting in her papa’s window. Its a beautiful day in Chicago.

My little sister Livi sitting in her papa’s window. Its a beautiful day in Chicago.

"One Hundred Sleepless Nights"

I can’t wait to see your brilliant face Light up the room around the pillowcase She said, “Can you come over to my LA place I got something to tell you and it just can’t wait” When I showed up you held the door in tears Sat on the couch under the chandeliers. You said you’re having a baby and before I could cry You’re leaving me just when I thought you were mine. But I don’t see your face, Taken by the one hearted race home now, But, don’t tell your other man I got a hell of a plan Failing lights amass one hundred sleepless nights And I might be holding on too tight But there is a beast in my heart and he won’t let you leave alive Nightmares No longer wait for sleep Crawl on the ground on both your hands and knees Just like a, lion and you’re the queen of the pride And we will feast together till the bones are dry. But I don’t see your face. Taken by the one hearted race home now, But don’t tell your other man. He’s not a part of the plan Failing lights amass one hundred sleepless nights And I might be holding on too tight But there is a beast in my heart and he won’t let you leave alive Do you still love me? I am dying to know. Or did you forget what we shared? Out of sight out of mind I was never even there Failing lights, amass one hundred sleepless nights And I might be holding on too tight But there is a beast in my heart and he won’t let you leave alive This is the price you’ll pay Thoughts in your head that will never die. So don’t you forget what we had It’s like I was never even there. Go!

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REPLY ALL: Friend-zone, Early Classes, and Slacking Off [Full Post]

Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.

Ok so there was this cute girl at my school. I noticed her and introduced myself and she gave me her number. Well, about 40 texts in she told me she had a boyfriend but would love to be friends. I said ok but now we have been texting and hanging out for around a month. We have a lot in common and now it has gone from thinking she is cute to a crush. She still has a boyfriend though. What should i do? – Anonymous, via Tumblr

You should think about how many floats you want in the parade celebrating your election to Mayor of friend zone. In my professional girl opinion, this babe is not planning on making out with you. Maybe she likes the attention or (more likely) she generally thinks you’re a cool dude, but either way she’s got a boyfriend and you’ve got to acknowledge that.

The Internet loves to make girls the villains in a friend zone situation, but you’ve got to accept some responsibility as well on this one. She told you that she had a boyfriend and you let yourself entertain the idea of her as a romantic option anyway. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been there too. I have politely introduced myself to girlfriends and said “Hey, I’m Marina! Great to meet you!” when what I really meant was “Great to meet you! Here’s hoping your relationship falls apart so I can swoop in, console, and hit that!”

The truth is that you’re kind of just setting yourself up to have your heart clomped to pieces. If you want to keep hanging out with this girl without losing your mind, you’ve got to realize she’s off the table as a make out buddy. [Keep Reading]

Need advice? You can tweet at @marinarachael, comment below, or ask on our tumblr. Check back next Tuesday to see if your question was answered!

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Skydiving Cat
It had to be done.

collegehumor:

Skydiving Cat

It had to be done.

(Source: reddit.com)

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Amazing 3-D Street Art 
Step on a crack, fall two hundred feet.

collegehumor:

Amazing 3-D Street Art

Step on a crack, fall two hundred feet.

(Source: reddit.com)

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Cat Freaks Out and Lands Smoothly 
She got the paws like Jagger.

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Cat Freaks Out and Lands Smoothly

She got the paws like Jagger.

My B-Day

Hey, it was my B-Day yesterday,Nov 15th. It kinda sucked cause I got a concussionI was skating and somehow fell off and tore up my elbow, got a concussion, and hurt my neck,so yeah I spent the night in the hospital.

(Source: nicktheunicornslayer)

thefluffingtonpost:

RIP Marty the Nyan Cat

The Internet has lost a giant. The Fluffington Post was saddened to learn today that Marty, the inspiration for the popular Nyan Cat meme, passed away from Feline Infectious Peritonitis (FIP).  He was 3 years old.  Our hearts go out to his family.  

Nyan on, Marty.  Nyan on.

Photos used with permission from Chris Torres.


Quidditch Pong
You’re a drunk, Harry.


Quidditch Pong

You’re a drunk, Harry.

(Source: keepyourheadupkiddd, via collegehumor)

brockdavis:

Sweet on the inside - tee design

brockdavis:

Sweet on the inside - tee design

 Sleepy Head

Via LurianSantos.

 Sleepy Head

Via LurianSantos.

(Source: thefluffingtonpost)

This is something everyone should see and DEEPLY UNDERSTAND.

This is something everyone should see and DEEPLY UNDERSTAND.

(Source: , via gailsimone)